Top 14 “Can’t Fail” Pick-Up Lines for Valentine’s Day

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It’s February already and you know what that means…Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! If you’re already in a relationship, you will need to start looking for that perfect gift for your special someone. Depending on the person, that could be a box of chocolates, a nice necklace, or a trip to the Bahamas.

But what if you’re not in a relationship currently? We’re here to help! We compiled a few “pick up lines” that should work to help get you a date…and they come with a money-back guarantee…if they don’t work, we’ll refund everything you paid for them!

  1. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  2. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
  3. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  4. Do you have GPS? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  5. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
  6. Excuse me, you just dropped something – my jaw.
  7. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  8. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
  9. Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
  10. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?
  11. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
  12. Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
  13. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
  14. I’m afraid I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

After some discussion, we decided there should be a bonus line for those looking for a date at church: “I was reading through the book of Numbers last night and realized I don’t have yours!” So…single or formerly single (or single-to-be?) what is your favorite from the list above? Or maybe you have a suggestion for something better than what we listed…leave a comment below!